there's a cold war documentary marathon on history channel and a bottle of triple filtered in my fridge. plus going out requires a bra and pants, and post-finals me is not in the mood.
you must really hate me, then. you know i don't take notes.
[ she just writes commentary about the stupid questions people ask in imessage to make it look like she's taking notes... and also to try and distract him when the furrows in his brow get too deep to be ignored. ]
don't lie. you're just too good to share an uber after that time we got trapped with the newlyweds.
[ nothing is more traumatizing than watching a drunken couple decide the third row of an seven-passenger minivan was the place to begin getting undressed for sloppy drunk sex. ]
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[ someone's drunk and got his heart crushed womp womp ]
You're not out tinsight? I though it was a time honored tradition to get so blackout drunk you forget the trauma of finals week.
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plus going out requires a bra and pants, and post-finals me is not in the mood.
[ enjoy that mental image, steve. ]
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I forgot that was on tonight
[ there's no universe in which he knows the right way to respond to that last part so he doesn't ]
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if you get tired of captain khakis and the flip flop brigade, let me know.
[ pants not included in the offer. ]
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if you hurry, i might save you one.
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[ 🙃🙃🙃 ]
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Do you think they'd cater the wedding if they heard it was a garlic knot proposal?
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[ natasha's secret weakness: a good dessert ]
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[ just try it, steve, it's very fun ]
you still out with your clone buddies or should i be pulling out a second plate?
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[ groan-worthy jokes is more her territory anyway, he's just trying not to infringe, ok ]
I'm in an Uber already.
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[ he likes her bad jokes, ok, there's no denying it. ]
food's here. you're not. who loves me more, you or gio's?
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What's love if not passing up Uber Pool even though they're doing surge pricing because every student in a five mile radius is hammered?
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[ she just writes commentary about the stupid questions people ask in imessage to make it look like she's taking notes... and also to try and distract him when the furrows in his brow get too deep to be ignored. ]
don't lie. you're just too good to share an uber after that time we got trapped with the newlyweds.
[ nothing is more traumatizing than watching a drunken couple decide the third row of an seven-passenger minivan was the place to begin getting undressed for sloppy drunk sex. ]