you must really hate me, then. you know i don't take notes.
[ she just writes commentary about the stupid questions people ask in imessage to make it look like she's taking notes... and also to try and distract him when the furrows in his brow get too deep to be ignored. ]
don't lie. you're just too good to share an uber after that time we got trapped with the newlyweds.
[ nothing is more traumatizing than watching a drunken couple decide the third row of an seven-passenger minivan was the place to begin getting undressed for sloppy drunk sex. ]
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if you hurry, i might save you one.
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[ 🙃🙃🙃 ]
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Do you think they'd cater the wedding if they heard it was a garlic knot proposal?
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[ natasha's secret weakness: a good dessert ]
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[ just try it, steve, it's very fun ]
you still out with your clone buddies or should i be pulling out a second plate?
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[ groan-worthy jokes is more her territory anyway, he's just trying not to infringe, ok ]
I'm in an Uber already.
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[ he likes her bad jokes, ok, there's no denying it. ]
food's here. you're not. who loves me more, you or gio's?
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What's love if not passing up Uber Pool even though they're doing surge pricing because every student in a five mile radius is hammered?
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[ she just writes commentary about the stupid questions people ask in imessage to make it look like she's taking notes... and also to try and distract him when the furrows in his brow get too deep to be ignored. ]
don't lie. you're just too good to share an uber after that time we got trapped with the newlyweds.
[ nothing is more traumatizing than watching a drunken couple decide the third row of an seven-passenger minivan was the place to begin getting undressed for sloppy drunk sex. ]